The Unromantic Romantic

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
I'm describing everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other;
that is until I met your sister.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.